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thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

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— 5 days ago with 320044 notes

coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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— 5 days ago with 172802 notes

mia-redworth:

How can people see Emma Watson being verbally attacked online and threatened with hacked nudes being released by men because of her speech on gender equality and still think we don’t need feminism. It’s not women who make men out to be some evil creatures, you guys do that well enough on your own.

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— 5 days ago with 128690 notes

avancidy:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

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— 1 week ago with 359611 notes

these are not my children

these are not my children

(Source: rect, via sniffing)

— 1 week ago with 337100 notes

arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

(via baconating)

— 1 week ago with 238185 notes
person:but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me:well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
— 1 week ago with 350142 notes

xshe-hood-thox:

I hate a “send me a pic” ass nigga, a when I say I’m laying down he say “without me” ass nigga, can’t hold a convo but can talk about sex for hours ass nigga, ain’t tryna take you out but wanna chill ass nigga, “what are you wearing” ass nigga. Sick of these niggas

(via good-vibeez)

— 1 week ago with 22013 notes
fluffycl0wn:

One tree can make a million matches. One match can destroy a million trees.
Taken just outside the entrance of the Kodanad Elephant Training Centre (Kodanad, Kerala, India) in July 2014.

fluffycl0wn:

One tree can make a million matches. One match can destroy a million trees.

Taken just outside the entrance of the Kodanad Elephant Training Centre (Kodanad, Kerala, India) in July 2014.

(via clitterly)

— 1 week ago with 3738 notes

so-stay-sweetly-numb:

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

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— 1 week ago with 200078 notes

say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

(Source: 2000ish, via thefuuuucomics)

— 1 week ago with 654878 notes